Saturday 20th February

Last day at John and Jenny’s… went out for a walk near the Norfolk Broads, which are these big water places where you can sail boats and stuff like that. Went to a pub called ‘The Broadsman’ where John and Dad had BEER!

Oh yes Russell the actor! He had to do this radio commercial in John’s studio about that holiday centre, as if he was an olden days explorer. He had to say in this posh voice: “I’ve travelled the world in search of strange beasts and wild places… I’ve lived with headhunters and cannibals… but I never knew what real adventure was till I came to Forest Woodlands World!” (with hissy noises and monkey calls etc in the background.) Then he paused and said: “Could have saved meself a lot of trouble!”

Then John did stuff about how to book. He’s promised to send me a CD of the recording, with all the mistakes too which were really funny!!